put toy cars in the microwave?
push the couch up to the bookcase in a dastardly plot to steal the Hamster?
dump out the dual purpose stool/garbage cans in order to open any door handle that isn't quite reachable?
cover the baby's head with green I-foam?
Hurricane Vilate and I hold hands a lot these days, since she goes everywhere that I go. It's sweet to be able to hold hands and do things together. And it's safer for the baby if Vilate never leaves my sight. But I think she's on to me . . .
