Saturday, April 21, 2012

In which no one is locked in a castle

Back in 1945, you may recall that the Czechs were involved in a little kerfluffle that started with a depression in Germany and ended with a madman and WorldWideWar.com.  One particular battle included a heavy American bombing run over a weapons factory in Plzen.  Several US planes were shot down over the town which was later liberated by Americans.  (Luckies--when the Russians liberated towns, they just stole stuff.  Especially watches.)  Every April Plzen hosts several Thank You America ceremonies.

We had the chance to attend one of those ceremonies today (as VIP Super Duper Special People, no less).  It was an incredible experience.  There are three different monuments that commemorate the men who died, and it was very moving to see the people of this small town turn out en masse for something that happened 67 years ago.  There was a small choir from the grade school that sang songs in English--I am certain that I will never hear "My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean" quite the same way again.

The most interesting part of the day, though, was when an older woman invited the children and me to walk through the park.  The park was attached to a small castle.  I learned that she and her husband owned the park and the castle (which is not open to the public, but we did get a private tour).  The woman was warm and gracious, and her story was Fascinating.  The castle had been in the family since the 1200s.  She told us that her husband (who was born in the castle) had a grandfather with 12 children.  You could easily imagine 12 children laughing and running around the estate, hanging out windows, climbing walls and trees.  I have never seen a more perfect layout for a family!

In the 1940s, the family refused to collaborate with the Nazis, and lost many privileges and most of their servants (they had 20 servants, most of whom fed the giant wood stoves that heated the castle).  The Nazis cut down the woods that belonged to the castle and left the family poor and freezing, but not homeless.  The communists one-upped the Nazis, and kicked the family out of the house, turning it into worker dormitories for the Skoda factory (they vandalized it, destroyed it, and painted everything on the inside the most unpleasant {probably with leaded paint, too} color of green that you can imagine).

Mr. Lobkowicz became the lowest of the low.  As a former aristocrat, he wasn't allowed to attend college or to receive career advancements of any kind.  He became a television repairman and a private in the communist army.  After Prague Spring (Russians invaded Czechoslovakia with 500,000 troops due to a bureaucratic misunderstanding involving free elections and the Communist party), life became unbearable in Czechoslovakia.  Mr. Lobkowicz emigrated to Germany, which welcomed him with open arms, and there he went to university, met a lovely French lady, had three children, and settled down to a nice, fairly middle class life.

But then!  After communism fell, all of the properties that had been confiscated were restored to their original owners.  This nice man and his wife became the owners of several large but barely functioning properties, and suddenly faced the prospect of restoring heaps of rubble to something approaching their former glory.  The 12-acre park that we walked through?  She and her husband cleared it by hand.  He did eventually get a machine, she said, but to begin with, it was the two of them, pulling up seedlings and clearing brush.

And contrary to our fears, the missing Brigham was not locked in the crumbling bell tower.  He was down at the pub, using the WC.  (The castle, with two wings, and numerous bedrooms, originally was home to two bathrooms.  That number has been reduced to zero).  

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

A little linguistic confusion

Vilate: I have two bodies.
Mom: Really?
Vilate: Yes. Right here. (points to her bum)

I wonder what she thought about the nursery lesson on Sunday. The subject? Heavenly Father and Jesus have bodies.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Things That Make You Cry



So there I was in the kitchen yesterday, making a last minute treat for FHE, when my son comes up to me crying. (It is, unfortunately, not unusual for my children to cry about the food I make, but that's life. Have some more mushrooms.) I was, however, making something decidedly un-disgusting. A little concerned about the tears from nowhere, I asked him, "What's wrong, honey?"

"I'm just so happy, Mom! I'm just so happy that you're making cake!"

My son. Brought to tears of joy by cake.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Exciting stuff!




We have our new assignment! We will be leaving Prague with its castles, clean and convenient public transport, endless Nutella and Nutella-substitutes, $10-gallon gas for . . . .

. . . Colorado Springs! Hurray for the west! Hurray for mountains! Hurray for keeping our cold-weather gear and skis! Hurray for transcontinental airplane trips with seven kids (oh, wait . . . )

Saturday, March 3, 2012

BYOTP


Let's just pretend that I haven't been around for, oh, like 9 months. (Which coincidentally, is just enough time to bring a li'l human baby into the world, which I DID NOT do.)


We had a broken arm happen at our house this week, due to misuse and abuse of the trampoline. Briellen broke both bones in her forearm, and I took control of the situation . . . like one of the Keystone Kops. I couldn't do anything right, and my poor little girl sat in a chair howling, holding her arm with it's new improved S-bend, while I tried to get my dead phone charged and get a babysitter for the other children.

We finally got everyone in the car with their wide variety of odd clothes (they had all been dressed normally to start the day, but had dressed down before the Calamity). As they all got out of the car, the broken-arm girl started howling again. "I want to go play! Why can't I go play? It's not fair!"

After x-rays, the doctor explained our options. She could have her bone set right away, with no pain relief, or we could wait several hours for surgery with anesthesia. After explaining, he said "I think, the second is better, yes?" I thought so.

She ended up having surgery on her arm and staying overnight at the hospital for two nights. During that time, she was 1. traumatized by waking up from surgery with no underwear on ("Why, why, why would they take my panties?" she sobbed), 2. discovered that jumping in the hall was painful, 3. tightrope-walked on the back of her bed, the couch in the play area, etc., 4. ran up and down the hall repeatedly, 5. learned to draw with her left hand 5. ate "yucky" food (soup, goulash, and rye bread seem to be the mainstays), 6. watched too many movies, 7. read her favorite book on Insects, 8. made friends with her roommate, an eight-year old with a broken leg, 9. played with her toy spider, Janie, 10. listened to her Dad read The Secret Garden (the whole book.)

My husband was incredibly noble in staying overnight at the hospital with her, taking on the nurses and the cultural differences in level of expectations. Our cultural expectations, for example, were that the hospital would provide toilet paper while the nurses expected us to bring our own. (They also expected us to bring our own hospital clothes, combs, etc. I guess most hospitals expect you to bring your own comb--I just couldn't remember to bring one, and Briellen ended up with a notable case of bedhead.)

Meanwhile, I held and comforted everybody at home, but unfortunately let them out of my sight twice. The first time, two people tracked green food coloring out of the pantry and throughout the house (the culprits were pretty easy to spot, though). The second time, I found the bathroom door locked, and discovered that the three-year old was cutting the one-year old's hair. (He didn't scream at all, though. And she really did a very good job, despite the fact that she had somehow gotten SCISSORS.)

I did not win Mother-of-the-Week honors this week, but we all survived. And it was something to feel what a hole Briellen leaves when she's not in her rightful place at the center of our family. When we picked her up from the hospital, Ammon kept reaching out to touch her and chuckling. We all pretty much felt the same way--so glad to have her back home.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Stockholm.

So, here I am in Stockholm, Sweden. Here are a few of our more memorable moments (so far): (By the way, I am using a Swedish keyboard and stuff just isn't where it ought to be. So pardon any ö or ä!)

Poland-- We drove through on Corpus Christi Day, which is a Catholic holiday (which is the same as a huge national holiday in Poland.) There were parades being set up in all of the small towns, with banners and pennants and saints' pictures with candles and tree boughs. We felt like the whole parade when we would whizz through a small town in our 12 passenger behemoth.

Lithuania-- On the way to Vilnius, we saw several old farmers working their fields with horse-drawn wagons. We wandered around the old town and saw a couple of knights (actually military guys, but ACTUALLY wearing shining armor.) The young ladies posed for a picture, of course.

Latvia-- We camped by the Baltic Sea. The kids lost no time getting in swimsuits and jumping in the water. They were frozen by the time we pried them out, but ready for more. Also, the most powdery sand I've ever felt. I ran on the sand and felt awesome. For about 100 yards.

Estonia-- We wandered around Old Town Tallin until late at night. The nights were getting longer the farther north we went. A group of breakdancers on the town square fascinated Brigham so much that he had to go join them. He broke out some of his sweet moves and got a huge round of applause. (I'll post video when I have a chance. It was hilarious!)

Finland-- We camped in Finland for a couple of nights, and stayed at a cabin at the Arctic Circle for another few. Favorite quotes:

Briellen (at the lake by where we were camping. Incidentally, and not related, we couldn't drink the water there.) "Daddy said I could just tinkle in the lake. So I did. Five times!"

Late at night at the Arctic Circle, Vilate put her arms around my neck, and said in the saddest, weariest voice, "The sun is broken."

Sweden (the first time) Lovely, etc. Delicious cookies.

Norway-- beautiful scenery. Gnats. Biting gnats. We looked like we had the measles. Especially Vilate, who had an especially bad reaction to the gnat bites. No benadryl, either. Norway is also outrageously expensive. We're talking $20 Happy Meals and $40 pizzas. Ouch.

Sweden (the second time)-- still lovely. Still here!

We have a few more days before Denmark and the last part of our trip. So far we have only lost or worn through four pairs of shoes and collectively outgrown three dresses. Not bad!

Monday, July 4, 2011

Checking in from the top of the world

We've been up here at the Arctic Circle (Rovaniemi, Finland) for the weekend and have really enjoyed it. We spent most of the day visiting Santa Claus (and buying his stuff. cough, cough.) Time can really sneak up on you here during the "white nights" of summer. It's impossible to have any sense of time when the sun is always up and it's always light outside.

A few fun things: Ammon loves salmon. He will shovel in a whole steak and yell for more. Alan bought some fresh-caught fried whitefish fingerlings for everyone to try this morning. All of the fish-haters booed and made snide remarks, while Vilate kept asking for "one more." She ate the whole lot of them, heads and all. It was impressive!

Sweden tomorrow . . .

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